THINGS I WILL USE IF I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER

  1. 1.
    Kleenex
  2. 2.
    Paper Towels
  3. 3.
    Napkins from Chipotle
  4. 4.
    Just Take A Shower
  5. 5.
    Oh Shit There Was Extra Toilet Paper Under The Sink
  6. 6.
    A Shirt