How I am an embarrassment to the human race

Honestly what's wrong with me sometimes (most times)
  1. Fell down the stairs in my dorm
    See below, these happened the same day
  2. Fell down the stairs at the Zeta house during recruitment
    Okay... stumbled, but it was not graceful
  3. Kneeled down when I was not supposed to in front of my entire sorority during inintiation
    No more details (ya know, secrets traditions and all)
  4. Completely wiped out walking into sigma chi
    Yes, yes I was sober. Stairs are hard sometimes
  5. Sang every single word of "I just had sex" by lonely island to a frat party
  6. Sang every single word of "rich girl" by hall and oats to a frat party
    same frat, different day