THOUGHTS WHILST FLYING

Proof that my mind is the strangest of all places
  1. Hahah that baby just licked his moms face
  2. Are there lakes in the Grand Canyon
  3. How big is the Grand Canyon
    Don't say grand
  4. Can planes have glass bottoms
  5. Is there a plane with all window seats
  6. How many panes of glass are in an airplane window
  7. Is the Grand Canyon man made
  8. Who invented sudoku
  9. Why is it so hard
  10. Why do I keep playing
    I'm addicted
  11. Can you ski in the Grand Canyon
  12. Are there animals
    Lions
  13. WHY DOES THE KID BEHIND ME KEEP KICKING MY SEAT
    She's like 11
  14. You should not be allowed to fly if you aren't potty trained
    😷
  15. Why doesn't anyone talk
    4 hours of silence broken by me asking a stupid question, in turn, being forced to type this list
  16. How high up does the plane go for skydiving
    I want to skydive
  17. They say the plane has wifi
    Lies
  18. Why don't they play music on the plane
    It would make the 5 hours suspended over the earth way more enjoyable
  19. I would be a great flight attendant
    FREE COOKIES
  20. I was really hoping that this flight to Vegas would be a party
    It's not
  21. Why are airplane bathrooms so claustrophobic
    I can't pee during a panic attack
  22. Parts of the Grand Canyon look like pieces of grilled salmon
    Why
  23. SERIOUSLY KID, STOP KICKING MY SEAT
  24. I put my glasses (two different prescriptions) on upside down on my face and almost hurled
  25. Why is it cold at high altitudes (plane height) when you're closer to the sun
  26. I feel like I'm on top of the world
    Hahaha get it?
  27. Why is the air conditioning on a plane so cold
    Do they pull it from right outside the plane?
  28. Alright the flight is over
  29. Kid behind me "ugh I really need to stand up, my legs are so sore"
    REALLY?!?!