ridiculous things my mom says

she's funny
  1. I wonder what it would be like to have a cool daughter
    I think I was ten
  2. is that Voldemort? why does he have no nose?
    this was during the seventh movie as we were marathoning
  3. who's dark mark?
    also during the seventh movie of our marathon
  4. is this another one of those vampire movies?
    I was watching paper towns
  5. you're going to look like GARBAGE
    when I told her I wanted to dye my hair purple
  6. just let the dog eat it
    after I spilled an entire bowl of fried rice on the carpet
  7. why can't you just be nice?!
    in response to my brother telling the dog to move