You'll know it's my evil twin if...

Inspired by @edoublebubs
  1. I eat raw onions
  2. I'm watching "Friends"
  3. I'm reading a romance novel
  4. I'm talking about cars
  5. I don't smile at a dog I pass on the street
  6. I'm awake before 6:30am just because
  7. I don't clean up after a party until the following day