Awards I Gave Out At Work Today

Work has been miserable the last few weeks. Our team went from 11 to 7 people and we haven't filled their positions yet, so work is hectic. The state of the US is a disaster. SO I took it upon myself, without really deciding to, to give awards out throughout the day.
  1. Alec: Coming To Work On No Sleep
  2. Rob: Before 10am You Have Destroyed Us All
  3. Kelly: Being The Most Matchy-Matchy Doing the Un-Matched
  4. Michelle: Sickest Burn
  5. Sorry it's blurry. It went to the other Emily in my office for Reminding Me About The Puppy Bowl On Sunday
  6. Renee: Most Supportive Coworker, Like A Good Bra