Jobs That Were Suggested To Me This Week...

...As Mine Will Be Ending March 31st. Gotta love a contract position (THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WAS A CONTRACT POSITION BC THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU WHEN YOU INTERVIEWED OR ACCEPTED THE JOB BC THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST)
  1. My girlfriends in The Petty Chat™ suggested a myriad of jobs to me when I told them I'd be losing my job at the end of the month.
  2. I present to you, their brainstorm:
    (What I can remember of it bc I can't find the list of them I made, there were some amazing ones)
  3. Hoe
  4. Drug Mule
  5. Lady who organizes the cans at the grocery store
    Since I have a touch of OCD, this would be perf.
  6. Street line painter
    Tiff: "Those would be some wavy-ass lines, if Em painted them"
  7. Barista
  8. Barista at Starbucks
  9. Barista at Starbucks at Kutztown University
    (Where we went to college together)
  10. Barista at Starbucks inside a Target
  11. Barista at a Starbucks inside a grocery store by Tiff's house in Delaware
  12. The person who puts the "inspected by" stickers on things in a factory
  13. The cart-getter at the store
  14. Bookstore worker
    (Actually I'd love this)
  15. Sign spinner outside a cellphone store
  16. Lady who gives out food samples at a store
  17. To be continued.....