1. Drank 1,000,000,000 glasses of wine/champagne
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  2. Gave infinity hugs
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  3. Had the longest & deepest laugh lines
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    Alternately: her witch cackle broke the sound barrier
  4. Spent more than she made on presents
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  5. Successfully watched every single episode of 30 Rock, The Office, and Doctor Who. Many times over.
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  6. Danced like a goof 100% of the time
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    Alternately: Made her family laugh with her AND at her 100% of the time
  7. Made @ian_west happy 100% of the time
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  8. Made her parents proud 99% of the time
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    No one's perfect, don't judge me!!
  9. Spent 85% of her time with family
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    Me, Kathy & Slagger at a winery. Not pictured: My parents, aunt Amy & uncle Johnny!
  10. Set 1 purse on fire
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    By accident! 🔥
  11. Got her grandparents into: 1 photobooth at their surprise 50th anniversary party
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    Pop pop 😂😂
  12. 95% of her relationships were 10+ years long
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    L: 2016 R: 2007
  13. Was a good sister 99% of the time
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    She used to steal my clothes, that biotch!
  14. Got Nanny Nawny to: vote in her first election in 2016!
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  15. Was happy 95% of the time
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    Hey, I'm only human! Shit happens!