Ways I Can Tell You're A Serial Killer

  1. 1.
    You put toilet paper (and paper towels) the WRONG WAY.
  2. 2.
    You don't like French fries.
    What kind of ANIMAL are you?!?
  3. 3.
    You don't like animals.
    Do you even have a soul?
  4. 4.
    You never answer a text, but you're always on your phone.
  5. 5.
    You don't read.
  6. 6.
    You'd rather talk on the phone than text.
  7. 7.
    You sleep with socks on.
    Why, god, why.
  8. 8.
    You don't use a coaster.
    Do you not respect wood?
  9. 9.
    You don't use a turn signal.
    There's a special ring in Dante's Hell for you.
  10. 10.
    You're not into Mary Kate & Ashley movies & shows from the 90s & 00s.
    Did you even LIVE during those years?!?