1. You put toilet paper (and paper towels) the WRONG WAY.
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  2. You don't like French fries.
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    What kind of ANIMAL are you?!?
  3. You don't like animals.
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    Do you even have a soul?
  4. You never answer a text, but you're always on your phone.
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  5. You don't read.
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  6. You'd rather talk on the phone than text.
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  7. You sleep with socks on.
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    Why, god, why.
  8. You don't use a coaster.
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    Do you not respect wood?
  9. You don't use a turn signal.
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    There's a special ring in Dante's Hell for you.
  10. You're not into Mary Kate & Ashley movies & shows from the 90s & 00s.
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    Did you even LIVE during those years?!?