1. He's loud AF when he talks.
    Bc he constantly projects his voice at school over the godless heathen students.
  2. He is constantly "explaining" things.
    AS IF I DON'T ALSO HAVE A HISTORY DEGREE LIKE HIM. I'm forever telling him to chill tf out, bc I know a lot of things!
  3. Every time we talk about a future baby name, he says, "Ugh I have/had a kid with that name and they were an asshole/dumb as fuck/super annoying."
    Our constant struggle, finding a boy's name we like.
  4. He makes me help him grade papers & quizzes.
    Bc he lets it back up til grades are due.