Ways You Can Tell My Husband Ian Is A High School Teacher

  1. 1.
    He's loud AF when he talks.
    Bc he constantly projects his voice at school over the godless heathen students.
  2. 2.
    He is constantly "explaining" things.
    AS IF I DON'T ALSO HAVE A HISTORY DEGREE LIKE HIM. I'm forever telling him to chill tf out, bc I know a lot of things!
  3. 3.
    Every time we talk about a future baby name, he says, "Ugh I have/had a kid with that name and they were an asshole/dumb as fuck/super annoying."
    Our constant struggle, finding a boy's name we like.
  4. 4.
    He makes me help him grade papers & quizzes.
    Bc he lets it back up til grades are due.