You Might Be Me If...

  1. Every Sunday you tell yourself you won't drink during the week, to keep the bloating down and help you keep the weight off. By Wednesday, however...
  2. You text or call your poor mother incessantly for medical advice of all kinds (she's an OB/GYN nurse) bc you've convinced yourself you're DYING OF EVERYTHING even though you know you are NOT
  3. You force your family members to take photos with/for you, even if it's against their will. [Look how mad Allison is at me in this pic on Christmas. So pissed 😂]
    ONLY BC YOU LOVE AND CHERISH THEM SO MUCH SO GET OVER IT @apantone I'LL NEVER STOP BC I LOVE YOU!!!!!
  4. You go to bed FREEZING COLD under a pile of blankets, and remain chilly all night...
    And enjoy being chilly at night...
  5. Only to have something @ian_west has deemed "FIRE LEGS" where he says my legs get 100° and turn our bed into a furnace.
  6. You love a good champagne-driven dance party, at any time 🍾
    But especially family parties
  7. You love every dog and want to rescue every dog. After such a GOOD BOY, Moe, your family rescued the Eternal Maniac, Pete. You loved him in spite of all his spastic ways.
    Reasons My Dog Moses aka Moe Was The Best Reasons My Dog Moses aka Moe Was The Best
  8. You have three favorite meals: lemon chicken, spaghetti and MEATBALLS, and MEATLOAF!
  9. Because of your well-known love of meatloaf, your father mails you this book:
  10. You read 15 books at one time, or have so many books going you don't know where to pick up and keep going 😂