and I try really hard not to slap them across the face. with a chair. on flames.
  1. Order fruit as a dessert
    If there was ever a time to say "you're doing it wrong" this is it. Don't order fruit ever, don't eat fruit after a meal, and don't insult dessert and all the past centuries of pastry traditions.
  2. Use the rubber on top of my pencil they just burrowed.
    I was saving that, bitch.
  3. Ketchup on Pasta.
    Need I say more
  4. Eat cheese without crackers.
    I've actually started to carry a pack just to avoid this nonsense from happening.
  5. Ask me from one of this bad boys and then taking one from the top deck.
    Even ruder than the pencil thing.