Stuff people do that get on my nerves
and I try really hard not to slap them across the face. with a chair. on flames.
- •Order fruit as a dessertIf there was ever a time to say "you're doing it wrong" this is it. Don't order fruit ever, don't eat fruit after a meal, and don't insult dessert and all the past centuries of pastry traditions.
- •Use the rubber on top of my pencil they just burrowed.I was saving that, bitch.
- •Ketchup on Pasta.Need I say more
- •Eat cheese without crackers.I've actually started to carry a pack just to avoid this nonsense from happening.
- •Ask me from one of this bad boys and then taking one from the top deck.Even ruder than the pencil thing.