Nicknames for Girlfriends

Some nicknames I've made up for girlfriends that they hated
  1. Yaggy/Yagmonster
    Talia -> Taylyag -> Yaggy -> Yagmonster
  2. Ick Hole
    Nicole -> Ick Hole. When we were hanging out with mutual friends and I couldn't find her, I'd sometimes ask "where's that thing I put my penis in sometimes?" We actually had an exceedingly healthy relationship and are still friends today.
  3. Babe
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