1. Creepy and oddly asymmetrical
    Static
  2. Selfie, too far away
    Static
  3. With a female person
    Static
    Even if she is a family member.
  4. Too much Justin Beiber
    Static
    Or not enough.
  5. Too intense
    Static
    This is my current picture
  6. With a female person
    Static
    I have no male friends.
  7. Pending.
    Static
    Fun fact: my belt is undone in this picture and I accidentally sent it to a coworker before being a jerk to her. This was last night.