Tinder profile pictures that don't work.

  1. Creepy and oddly asymmetrical
  2. Selfie, too far away
  3. With a female person
    Even if she is a family member.
  4. Too much Justin Beiber
    Or not enough.
  5. Too intense
    This is my current picture
  6. With a female person
    I have no male friends.
  7. Pending.
    Fun fact: my belt is undone in this picture and I accidentally sent it to a coworker before being a jerk to her. This was last night.