JUST SAY THESE THINGS TO MAKE YOU SOUND SUPER-COOL

Here's my simple guide to showing the world that you are a free-thinking, kooky and unique individual.
  1. Reference Windows 95, Myspace or "The Internets"
  2. Refer to another person as "dude".
  3. Link to an article using just the word "This." to show your approval.
  4. List the names of TV shows you have watched recently in lieu of conversation. "Have you seen Narcos? Making a Murderer? House of Cards season 3?"
  5. Use any onomatopoeiac word as the suffix to a sentence. Zing!