1. Ridiculous things people said in the faculty meeting
    Because many educators want coherence, focus, and evidence from their students so badly that they are 90% likely to burn those circuits out by the time they meet.
  2. Ridiculous things I wanted to say in the faculty meeting but didn't because I'm not yet ready to adopt a scorched Earth policy.
    But don't worry your pretty little head: as my father observed when I was quite young, sooner or later I can't out-think my mouth.
  3. Half-read books beside my bed
    An ever-changing, never diminishing list.
  4. Ways I have attempted to describe the experience of watching local sports coverage in Boston
    I'll give you one for free: watching the local news cover Boston sports teams is like a less classy donkey show.