THOUGHTS I'VE HAD TODAY

  1. Fuck my alarm
  2. Fuck fuck fuck my alarm
  3. Shit I'm late, get up get up
  4. Let's listen to Adele's new album again while I shower
  5. "Hello..........its me"
  6. Water gets cold fast in the winter
  7. "You look like a movie...you sound like a SOOOOOOOOOONG"
  8. So excited to style my new haircut today!
  9. Welp-hair looks like shit
  10. Maybe if I just curl this one piece
  11. 1200 curls later
  12. Why is Jake talking so much? Can't he see I'm having a bad hair day?
  13. Fuck this
  14. This looks horrible
  15. Should have straightened my hair
  16. Jake SHUT UP about your collar stick things
  17. FINE I'LL GET THE COLLAR STICK THINGS OUT IF THE JAR FOR YOU
  18. I hate my hair
  19. Maybe if my outfit is awesome I won't care about my hair
  20. Nope, and my outfit sucks too
  21. Jewelry? Maybe that will help.
  22. OH MY GOD FUCK THIS!
  23. Great, I'm ready and I hate everything and let's just go get at today
  24. Adele in the car might help
  25. "LET ME PHOTOGRAPH YOU IN THIS LIGHT IN CASE IT IS THE LAST TIME THAT WE MIGHT.........................BE EXACTLY LIKE WE WERE BEFORE WE REALIZED..."
  26. Well, I'm excited for coffee
  27. "Hey Rachel, this test you made is great, but I'm too stupid for it, so can you dumb it down?"
  28. *sung under breath* fuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooou
  29. "Hey Rachel, could you cancel that really important meeting two seconds before it begins so that you can talk with me about something not as important?"
  30. Is it 11am already?
  31. @chelsrenstem always has the best lists
  32. God my hair looks stupid
  33. Researches random movie @chelsrenstem is talking about in her last list
  34. FOUND IT...maybe
  35. Is it too early for a beer?
  36. I'm hungry
  37. Let's make a list