Fictional Ladies I Wish I Could Text for Advice

Inspired by @Sammyjbv
  1. Mrs. Weasley
    The ultimate mama bear. She's gotta have great advice, right?
  2. Denise from Master of None
    I just feel like she'd keep it real with the advice. Also her Ratch hat makes me trust her
  3. Elizabeth Bennett
    Probably not to text for advice so much as to make snarky comments about stupid things boys can do
  4. Literally anyone else besides my favorite fictional characters
    Lady Brett Ashely (The Sun Also Rises), Holly Golightly (Breakfast At Tiffany's - book or film), Clementine (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)... Unless I was looking for advice on: 1. Excessively drinking and starting a love triangle with a boxer and a bull fighter 2. Not naming my pets/having no real sense of belonging/never having any money saved up or 3. Whether or not I should erase my long-term ex-boyfriend from memory