Inspired by @Sammyjbv
  1. Mrs. Weasley
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    The ultimate mama bear. She's gotta have great advice, right?
  2. Denise from Master of None
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    I just feel like she'd keep it real with the advice. Also her Ratch hat makes me trust her
  3. Elizabeth Bennett
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    Probably not to text for advice so much as to make snarky comments about stupid things boys can do
  4. Literally anyone else besides my favorite fictional characters
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    Lady Brett Ashely (The Sun Also Rises), Holly Golightly (Breakfast At Tiffany's - book or film), Clementine (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)... Unless I was looking for advice on: 1. Excessively drinking and starting a love triangle with a boxer and a bull fighter 2. Not naming my pets/having no real sense of belonging/never having any money saved up or 3. Whether or not I should erase my long-term ex-boyfriend from memory