forms of intimacy in 2017

  1. sending someone a care package from trader joe's via postmates, and having to describe items the old-fashioned way
  2. this kind of personal interaction with your delivery man
  3. using tinder to have a cute boy delivered to your door
    for cuddles only, and cuddling only
  4. having your s/o's bookmarks appear in your chrome favorites bar
    because they didn't log out of their gmail account on a shared device