5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. One time I lived in London for a while
    And my friends and I ate a lot of pizza and we loved on each other all day
  2. One time I bought a ring in Portland
    And while it was still new and shiny I took a selfie in it
  3. One time in college I took an online course on Death & Dying
    And I had to go to a cemetery as a field trip but I got scared and this was as far as I got
  4. One time I screen-shotted this from someone's snap story
    And I have no shame because it's so real
  5. One time I went to a music festival in New York
    And things got real sexual and I did in fact tip them