1. Sometimes I surprise myself in the mirror
  2. I like wine
  3. I can feel my body moving after I've stopped
  4. I pay for a gym membership
  5. I work for a winery so I have a lot of wine
  6. If I go to the gym that's less time I spend with the wine
  7. My fat jeans are now my skinny jeans
  8. It seems like a better choice than a bravo show marathon
  9. I need to pace myself on episodes of The Wire because they only made five seasons.
  10. If I work out during the week I can burn off the pounds I acquired during the weekend
  11. I need to use my expansive collection of workout gear that I bought with high hopes