REASONS MY TWO YEAR OLD HAS CRIED
- •We went to a pumpkin patch
- •We left the pumpkin patch
- •I would not let her touch my nipples
- •She realized that SHE is not pregnant.
- •I went to work
- •I came home from work
- •She did not want to wear "the ice cream underwear"
- •Her banana had "yucky strings"
- •The episode of The Simpsons that her parents of questionable maturity let her watch was over and she "missed Homer"