1. We went to a pumpkin patch
  2. We left the pumpkin patch
  3. I would not let her touch my nipples
  4. She realized that SHE is not pregnant.
  5. I went to work
  6. I came home from work
  7. She did not want to wear "the ice cream underwear"
  8. Her banana had "yucky strings"
  9. The episode of The Simpsons that her parents of questionable maturity let her watch was over and she "missed Homer"