A completely different kind of Proust Questionnaire

Because who cares what your favorite swear word is?
  1. One thing you would tell anybody to do that you guarantee will make their life better: exercise at least 30 minutes a day. Forever
  2. One thing you would tell anybody to do that will make the lives of all those around them better: its a tie: smile and stop smoking
  3. A food you occasionally eat to excess, then quickly regret and then avoid for months: pizza
  4. Something you will always order at a restaurant that you adore but grosses other people out: bone marrow
  5. Food addiction forever: salted french butter
  6. What is the first thing people notice upon entering your home: How nice it smells
  7. What would you like to reincarnate as: the small lap dog of a wealthy aging widow with no children
  8. Your secret beauty weapon: Gouttes Bleu eye drops from Paris
  9. Your best body part: my legs
  10. Where do you lose weight first: my boobs
  11. Where do you lose weight last: my stomach
  12. Something that is supposed to be good for you that you have done religiously for years but you now think is probably worthless: floss
  13. Something that is supposed to be good for you that you have done for years and you are now certain was worth it: face moisturizer with SPF every day
  14. Common everyday malady that scares the crap out of you: constipation
  15. Way you hope to die: brain aneurism in my sleep in my early 60s
  16. Way you probably will die: Cancer in my early 60s
  17. Who would play you in a biopic of your life: Sandra Bullock
  18. Famous person you would love to slap hard: Donald Trump or Chris Brown
  19. If you were a famous drug lord, what would you like to be your Narconame: La Puta Fuerte
  20. Favorite special treat breakfast: pancakes with maple syrup with bacon crumbled all over it
  21. Loyal to one perfume?: nope I bounce between 25-30