Candies that make me want to renounce my sweet tooth status

  1. Candy Corn: the Devil's ear wax indeed
  2. Circus Peanuts: So very wrong
  3. Peanut M&Ms: they make me shiver, so close to being peanut butter and yet so far away
  4. Peeps: if you overeat these (which I did), you will never be able to pass a display without barfing a little in your mouth
  5. Cadbury eggs: used to love but now? OMG TOO sweet
  6. Smarties: little known fact, these can go bad/stale. A stale one will chip your teeth and cause gagging
  7. All Mexican candies involving tamarind or chile, especially ones that come in gel form.