1. "Hey, uh, did you hear about Heather and Mike? They broke up again on Tuesday."
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  2. "2, 3, and...TURN TO THE AUDIENCE!"
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  3. "We don't say his name around here."
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    (On Donald Trump)
  4. "Front cam."
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  5. "Carl, did you forget to set the self timer?"
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  6. "This headshot is gonna get me places. I can feel it."
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  7. "It's just holiday weight, right?"
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  8. "We'll get through this, Larry. I promise."
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    (On Donald Trump)
  9. "A match? I don't remember swiping right..."
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  10. Now, please watch the video that inspired this list.