My Bus Driver Was a Delight

I walked onto the bus, inserted my Metro Card, then began the search for an empty seat.
  1. Bus Driver: Excuse me, ma'am, you're short.
  2. Me: I know, that's why I can't pursue a career in modeling.
  3. Bus Driver:
  4. Bus Driver: No, you're short 90 cents.
  5. Me: