My Productive Sunday

  1. Woke up abruptly after a nightmare about an iguana getting loose in my house.
  2. Put on some oldies.
  3. Made pancakes, turkey bacon, eggs, and coffee.
  4. Stared out the window because I'm allergic to all things beautiful out there.
  5. Watched the last 20 minutes of Armageddon.
  6. Followed by some Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
  7. Followed by this weekend's SNL.
  8. Ate leftover tacos from last night.
  9. Stared at my laundry basket with disappointment.
  10. Crawled back into bed.
  11. Tried to understand how a day SO good could be close to a day SO bad.
    Ugh, Monday.
  12. Turned on a romantic comedy because I'm a single woman in my twenties desperate to be fooled into the illusion of love that these movies portray.
  13. Made this list.