1. yelling at a tv show
  2. typing with his penis (it's taking forever to tweet, btw)
  3. giving the thumbs up to people when he really means 🖕
  4. using an immigrant as a fleshlight
  5. putting ketchup on pence, telling him to take it like a man
  6. giving himself the thumbs up the mirror for the like, 40th time, trying feel something
  7. tugging on the world's greatest penis of 2017
  8. confused by a remote control
  9. grabbing the environment by the pussy