HOW TO SEXT ME

Inspired by @dubstep 💕❤️
  1. "Let's play drunk Scrabble"
  2. "Come lay your head in my lap and I'll absentmindedly play with your hair until you fall asleep"
  3. "Hey girl, I know a 24-hour diner near here that has the best mozzarella sticks"
  4. "I vacuumed while you were out so the noise wouldn't bother you"
  5. "You're so dainty"
    haHA I would die (of joy)
  6. "There's an old, soft, warn-in sweatshirt of mine with your name on it"
  7. "Marry me!"
    (Only in the Maeby Fünke context)
  8. "Let's go to the Anti-Cruelty Society and pet all the cats"
  9. "Run away with me to Disney's Animal Kingdom"
  10. [photo of your perfect forearms in a button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up]
  11. "I like you just the way you are"
    Brb crying forever