IF THEY REMADE THE HOLIDAY TODAY (WHICH THEY WON'T) HERE'S WHO SHOULD PLAY EVERYBODY

I've thought about this A LOT
  1. Iris (the British lady) in the original
    Kate Winslet
  2. Iris in my imaginary remake
    Emily Blunt, obvs
  3. Graham (the British guy) in the original
    Jude Law
  4. Graham in my imaginary remake
    DEV PATEL you guys!! (He and Emily Blunt could be step-siblings, whatever)
  5. Amanda (the American lady) in the original
    Cameron Diaz
  6. Amanda in my imaginary remake
    MINDY K y'all!!
  7. Miles (the American guy) in the original
    Jack Black
  8. Miles in my imaginary remake
    Jason Segel!!
  9. Arthur (the adorable old man) in the original
    Eli Wallach (RIP) 😩
  10. Gloria in my imaginary remake
    Betty White!!!
  11. Mindy Kaling and Dev Patel romancin' come on
  12. Emily Blunt and Jason Segel romancin' come on
  13. Emily Blunt and Betty White becoming BFF come on
  14. I will fight you on this