They don't call me "Tyler the Hermit" for nothing!! (No one calls me that) (But they have reason to) 😑
  1. Eating all meals at your desk
  2. Belting show tunes while you work
  3. Always feeling overworked but somehow also feeling like a slacker 24/7
  4. Wearing leggings and t-shirts all day and feeling dressed up when you put on jeans
  5. Talking to yourself constantly
  6. Working weird hours
    My usual work hours are approximately 8 to 1 and then 6 to 9
  7. Dramatically collapsing into the couch whenever things get too overwhelming
  8. Getting a business email in the middle of the night and wanting to answer it right away but then realizing that you have no non-work time in your life
  9. Shushing your cat when on business calls
  10. Sometimes moving your desktop computer to the floor for a change of pace
  11. Having constant insecurity over the idea that your job isn't "real"
  12. Showering at 2 PM
  13. Feeling overcome with the beauty of nature and fresh air every time you go outside
  14. Occasionally working while tipsy from a 7 PM vodka cranberry + LaCroix
    This is ok because I'm an ARTIST