Part 1 of one billion
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    Panicking that my toys were upset because I didn't love them equally after watching Toy Story for the first time (age 6) ✌🏼️
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    Chickening out of going up on the chair at my bat mitzvah at the last minute ✌🏼️
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    Getting a blister on my thumb from sharpening all my colored pencils in one go ✌🏼️
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    Talking about Neko Atsume to my sisters so much that they each independently decided to get me a Tubbs for my birthday ✌🏼️
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    I like Tubbs because he has a round tummy like me but he seems very happy with it (#goals)
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    Insisting on wearing black all the time even though my cat is white and sheds all over the place ✌🏼️
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    Burning my face on a jelly donut I warmed up in the microwave ✌🏼️
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    Constantly googling "Carrie Brownstein style" ✌🏼️
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    Low femme 4 lyf
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    Having a running playlist that includes Iron & Wine, Hozier, and show tunes ✌🏼️
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    Framing an old Tina Fey American Express ad and hanging it on my wall ✌🏼️
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    Joining List App the minute I heard of its existence ✌🏼️