MY IMAGINARY RIDER (aka the list of stuff I'd demand to have backstage if I was a pop star)

  1. 1 (one) Bath and Body Works Candle, Sweater Weather scent
    (Eucalyptus Spearmint scent may be substituted if Sweater Weather is unavailable)
  2. Private bathroom with non-gross tap water
  3. 1 (one) bottle of Method hand soap, Driftwood scent (the brown one)
  4. 2 (two) tall iced coffees with soy milk
  5. 1 (one) medium-sized box of Fruity Pebbles
  6. 1 (one) half-gallon of 2% milk OR 1 (one) half-gallon of Original UNSWEETENED Almond Breeze
  7. Large order of guacamole from local Mexican restaurant with assorted dippers (NO CELERY)
  8. 1 (one) small bottle of Excedrin Migraine
  9. 1 (one) pair of MEN'S sweatpants, gray, size XL for maximum length and snugliness
  10. Couch long and soft enough for napping (NO SEAT DIVIDERS)
  11. High speed internet access
  12. Recycling bin