RENEGADE FAIRGOERS, RANKED

Based heavily on my ego and desire to pay my billz
  1. 1.
    Internet pals and people with dogs and/or babies, regardless of if they buy anything
    Also this one super cute British guy who bought a bunch and then brought back friends, and who I will prob internet stalk later
  2. 2.
    People who giddily come into my booth, tell me they follow me on social media, and buy a ton of stuff
  3. 3.
    People who ignore me completely but crack up over my art with their friends and then they buy 1 or 2 things
  4. 4.
    People who silently peruse my prints for 10 minutes and then quietly buy a ton of stuff
  5. 5.
    People who giddily come into my booth, tell me they follow me on social media, and then don't buy anything
  6. 6.
    People who look around for a few minutes, say "Love your stuff!" then take a business card and leave without buying anything
  7. 7.
    People who walk right past my booth
    At least they don't get my hopes up!
  8. 8.
    People who glance in my booth, say "neat," to me without smiling, and then keep walking
  9. 9.
    People who glance in my booth, give me a condescending smile, and then keep walking
  10. 10.
    The lady from last Renegade who yelled at me when my Etsy app wouldn't accept her credit card 👎🏼