They're a roller coaster of emotion!
  1. I love you so much
  2. When are you going to do something about that hair??
  3. I'm so proud of you
  4. You need to find someone soon if you still want to have kids
  5. You're beautiful
  6. Look who's gained weight!
  7. I love spending time with you
  8. Why don't you ever answer the phone?
  9. Everything about you is wonderful
  10. You'd better go to the doctor so you don't die of cancer like your mom did
  11. I love you so much!!