THE SEVEN DWARFS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH THEIR NAMES REFLECT MY CURRENT STATE

This is silly
  1. 7.
    Doc
    I'm not a doctor and I never will be πŸ€“
  2. 6.
    Dopey
    Ranked low because his name is kind of offensive and also I'm a straight A-/B+ student πŸ€“
  3. 5.
    Happy
    Not feelin' it right now πŸ˜‘
  4. 4.
    Bashful
    I'm always at least a little bit bashful, but I'm lying in bed right now so things are pretty un-awkward
  5. 3.
    Sneezy
    My nose always gets runny before bed for some mysterious reason πŸ€”
  6. 2.
    Grumpy
    It was a poopy day 😠
  7. 1.
    Sleepy
    Good night! 😴