TOP PICKS IF I COULD RECRUIT PEOPLE TO JOIN MY ENTOURAGE, T SWIFT-STYLE

Imagine the post-apocalyptic warrior music video we could make...
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    Aidy Bryant
    I get a strong vibe that we would hit it off right away
  2. β€’
    Laverne Cox
    High key want her to play with my hair while we talk about intersectional feminism
  3. β€’
    Ingrid Michaelson
    We would bond over our cool glasses and hopefully I would keep my gushing over how cool she is to a respectable amount
  4. β€’
    Carrie Brownstein
    So I could raid her closet (all of her clothes would magically fit me because this whole list is a fantasy)
  5. β€’
    Melanie Lynskey
    Her episode of WTF was πŸ’―
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    Caitlin Doughty
    She would let me talk about my mom's death all the time and it wouldn't be weird because she's a mortician πŸ’€β€οΈ
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    Vanessa Bayer
    Her Bar Mitzvah boy character is proof to me that we would be pals
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    Daniel Radcliffe
    Let's add some witty banter and will-they won't-they (prob just won't-they) sexual tension to the mix!!
  9. β€’
    Billy Eichner
    I need him in my life!!!
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    Betty White
    😍😍😍