UNORIGINAL THINGS PEOPLE SAY AS IF THEY THOUGHT OF THEM FIRST
- •"I married my best friend."
- •"We call her __________ because she couldn't pronounce her name when she was little."
- •"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
- •"Saturday Night Live just isn't funny anymore."
- •"I'm staying in with my two boyfriends: Ben and Jerry!!"
- •"Here! Watch this, I can get (dog's name) to sit....Siiiiiit. Siiiiit. SIT!"Suggested by @brittscott
- •"The books were SO much better than the movies"Suggested by @lesbian
- •"I'm not racist or sexist, I hate everyone equally"😒Suggested by @feminist
- •Pronouncing Target as "Tar-jay"Suggested by @bwyatt
- •When a barcode doesn't scan: "It must be free!"Suggested by @SheStoodAkimbo
- •"Don't you talk like that in front of them" and covering their pet's earsSuggested by @destiel
- •"I know you said you don't like cats, but my cat's not like other cat's..."Suggested by @migmags
- •"I'm not racist, I have a black friend/work with black people."Suggested by @twisty
- •Every January 1st: "I remember [the previous year] like it was yesterday!"Suggested by @storiesandariabis
- •"I'm moving to Canada if trump becomes president!!"Suggested by @smurf
- •"oh no we didn't like our food at all!!" *pushes empty plate at waiterSuggested by @katelms