VITAL STATS

Inspired by @jhope71
  1. β€’
    Name
    Tyler Faith Feder
  2. β€’
    Goes by
    Tyler, Ty, Tylie, TFed, @roaringsoftly, that lady with the cat hair all over her coat no like a LOT of cat hair does she even own a lint roller??
  3. β€’
    DOB/height/weight
    April 19 1989/5'8"/1000000 lbs
  4. β€’
    Loves
    Art, cold pasta, the little "mmm mmm" sound Colbert makes when he eats stuff on his show
  5. β€’
    Hates
    This old lady who rolled her eyes at me on the bus last week after I accidentally bumped into her knee and immediately apologized! What was her deal!! She made me feel so bad!
  6. β€’
    Will admit
    Nothing πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»
  7. β€’
    Is curious about
    The origins of the flavor blue raspberry, how to become best friends with Aidy Bryant
  8. β€’
    In the near future will
    Finally be able to reveal a very exciting thing! In the very near future will take out the trash and recycling
  9. β€’
    Really wants to
    Go to the top of a tall mountain alone and scream into the abyss for a few hours πŸ™‚