CONGRATS TO THE 2016 NBA ALL STARS**!!!!!
**who are rumored to have dated/married a Kardashian/Jenner. Also this team would be soooooo terrible but I would pay sooooo much money to see them play.
- •Starting at point guard, standing at 6'5" from The Ohio State University, number 0, D'ANGELO RUSSELLLLLLLLDated Kendall in the fall of 2015
- •And at shooting guard, standing at 6'5" from Arizona State University, number 13, JAMES HARRRRRRRRDENDating Khloé, summer 2015 to present(?)
- •At small forward, standing at 6'10" from the University of Florida, number 25, CHANDLERRRRRR PARSONSKendall Jenner during summer of 2015. This is also hilarious because James Harden hates Chandler Parsons.
- •The starting power forward, standing at 6'9" from the University of Minnesota, number 43, KRIS HUMMMMMMPHRIESMarried to Kim, 72 days in Fall of 2011
- •And at center, standing at 6'10" from the University of Rhode Island, number 7, LAMARRRRRRRRR OOOOOODOMMarried to Khloé, Fall 2009 to present(?)
- •Thanks for attending the game everyone, stick around for the performance of "Rack City" by your favorite rapper TYYYYYYYGAAAAHard pass. Also Tyga is an abbrev for Thank You God Always????????