EMAIL SALUTATIONS, RANKED

  1. 14.
    Love,
    Whoa, Tim, supes aggressive
  2. 13.
    God bless,
    Ok tone it back, Sister Mary Clarence
  3. 12.
    Cheers,
    Oh when did you move to London, Jeff??
  4. 11.
    From,
    I know it's from you, Tanya. Gmail tells me in the notification.
  5. 10.
    Warmly,
    GTFO Becca
  6. 9.
    -(name)
    You can do better than that, Frances
  7. 8.
    Cordially,
    Alright, Susan, is this an invitation to brunch or to the Queen's Jubille??
  8. 7.
    Regards,
    Umm ok well I acknowledge you too, Mark
  9. 6.
    Sincerely,
    Thank you for letting me know you're telling the truth, Ken
  10. 5.
    Thanks/thank you/thanks again,
    You're welcome, Barb!
  11. 4.
    Have a great weekend/day/night,
    Like, is this a command, Paul? (One of my go-tos)
  12. 3.
    Respectfully,
    That's right!! Respect me, Allyson!!!!!!!
  13. 2.
    Deuces,
    ✌🏼️ to you too, Colby
  14. 1.
    Nothing
    POWER MOVE, ANGELA! I LOVE IT