MOVIES I’LL ALWAYS WATCH IF THEY’RE ON TV

Isn't it the worst when two of these are on at the same time??
  1. Harry Potter movies 2-8
    The child witches and wizards are too young in the first to garner my respect
  2. 10 Things I Hate About You
    I like Julia Stiles, but I love Larisa Oleynik
  3. Almost Famous
    What I tell people is my favorite movie
  4. The Silence of the Lambs
    What I say is my favorite movie if I forget to say Almost Famous
  5. The Sound of Music
    My actual favorite movie
  6. A League Of Their Own
    Except I switch the channel during the three parts where I always cry
  7. The Devil Wears Prada
    The movie is only 85% montage, but it's 100% rewatchable. Also features a grilled cheese that got robbed of an Oscar.
  8. The Fugitive
    Definitely a plausible plot and I need to be prepared if it were to happen to me
  9. My Best Friend's Wedding
    I am ready to sing Dionne Warwick in a restaurant at any moment's notice
  10. Speed
    The main reason I try not to drive less than 55 mph
  11. Mean Girls
    Unless I'm pitching tomorrow...
  12. Inception
    But I'll stop watching it once I finally understand it
  13. Bring It On
    How do I get Gabrielle Union to come out of retirement and cheer for the Miami Heat??