Inspired by a several lists from people last year who I don't remember at this point and boredom during a seven hour layover in Phoenix
  1. January
    It delivered after this!
  2. February
  3. March
    March Madness problems, amirite??
  4. April
    Spoiler: I didn't stay at this AirBNB!
  5. May
    Still waiting for my coupons!
  6. June
    I apparently know Romanian?
  7. July
  8. August
  9. September
    "Run faster! The bakery closes at noon, you guys!"
  10. October
  11. November
  12. December