1. So we're in our respiratory unit and we did tests on each other to see how our lungs work
  2. We had to exhale as much as possible in 10 seconds and I exhaled the most of my class
  3. I want to thank my dad for giving me big lungs
  4. I want to thank my hs wrestling coaches for making me run a lot
  5. But most of all
  6. I want to thank the people who said I breathe too loudly
  7. You all pushed me to keep breathing my way through life
  8. S/O to all of my fellow obligate aerobes out there