MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN SCHOOL SO FAR

  1. So we're in our respiratory unit and we did tests on each other to see how our lungs work
  2. We had to exhale as much as possible in 10 seconds and I exhaled the most of my class
  3. I want to thank my dad for giving me big lungs
  4. I want to thank my hs wrestling coaches for making me run a lot
  5. But most of all
  6. I want to thank the people who said I breathe too loudly
  7. You all pushed me to keep breathing my way through life
  8. S/O to all of my fellow obligate aerobes out there