PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION TO MAKE JUNE 8TH NATIONAL DEAD ANIMAL DAY

This is v important and v worth probably losing all of my followers
  1. June 8, 2016: my friend found this imprint of a dead rat in cement
  2. June 8, 2015: same friend stepped on a dead squirrel while on a run
  3. June 8, 2013: I almost stepped on a dead squirrel while walking back from a Hanson concert and instagrammed it
    Ok no the year 2013 is not a typo but yes the concert was free
  4. June 8, 2009: this girl hooked up with my friend's bf, so we saw her car parked at his house and we used a snow shovel to PUT A DEAD SQUIRREL ON HER CAR (is this a felony????)
    But then we saw it was her birthday so I REMOVED IT WITH MY HANDS THROUGH A TRASH BAG AND THREW IT IN HIS BUSHES. This is one of my lowest moments but it feels so good getting this off my chest!!
  5. Thank you for your support!!!!