PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AS BEVERLY HILLS HOUSEWIVES
Well I'm proud I'm following at least one of these two things.....
- •Hillary ClintonErika Jayne. These women are strong, intelligent, and rock a pant/body suit. They are both married to very powerful men as well.
- •Bernie SandersLisa Vanderpump. Loud, LGBT rights activists, old af....
- •Donald TrumpLisa Rinna. Sooooooo thirsty for attention, loose lips (literally and figuratively). Also they both make me sick to my stomach.
- •Ted CruzKyle Richards. Both are shit-stirrers, both have wealthy spouses.
- •Marco RubioKathryn Edwards. Relative newcomers, prone to putting feet in their mouths.
- •John KasichYolanda Foster. Multiple marriages, they tend to keep in the background but come out swinging if needed. Both have a blonde and a brunette daughter.
- •Dr. Ben CarsonEileen (don't know her last name and I refuse to learn it). Literal nobodies. They both put me to sleep.