1. Christmas Shoes
    "You know what we need? A Christmas song about a poor child and their dying mother" - the songwriter probably
  2. Do They Know It's Christmas?
    I really hope this helped teach those kids about Christmas!
  3. The Little Drummer Boy
    All that walking to play the drums for a newborn? Jesus was way too young for that smile to have a meaning, drummer boy!
  4. Believe
    It's just sad that Josh Groban got himself involved in "The Polar Express"
  5. Please Come Home For Christmas
    Kinda desperate imo
  6. Baby, It's Cold Outside
    Dude, just let her go home
  7. All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
    How do you eat cookies without your incisors???
  8. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
    Sad if it's about Daddy dressed as Santa because he isn't real. More sad if it's about Mommy cheating on her husband with this rando old guy covered in soot.
  9. "Do You Hear What I Hear," Bing Crosby
    The way it builds usually makes me teary. And when the kid asks, "Do you know what I know, in your palace warm, mighty King?"
    Suggested by @biz
  10. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
    Is she ok?????