SONGS ON THE HAMBURGER HELPER MIXTAPE "WATCH THE STOVE," RANKED

Easily the best April Fools stunt in history because it is actually 🔥🔥🔥. Check it out here: https://m.soundcloud.com/HAMBURGERHELPER
  1. 1.
    Hamburger Helper (Track 2)
    Best lyric: "Swerving, swerving, switching lanes/hamburger on my brain/dreads long like a train/if I'm old I use a cane" THIS IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND YET IT IS GOLD
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    Crazy (Track 3)
    Best lyric: "I know I'm 'bout 6 foot with an appetite to match/give me all that with a seasoning pack" wowowowowow that is my life story
  3. 3.
    Feed The Streets (Track 1)
    Best lyric: "I find them noodles like macaroni/I say we chicken like cacciatore/y'all still tryna talk about Bieber, name your competition in my category" J BIEBS SHOTS FIRED
  4. 4.
    In Love with the Glove (Track 5)
    Best lyric: "I don't want no beef unless it's about this cheese/girl get your things/imma take you to the city we gonna buy out the whole damn line" this is EASILY the most sexual song you will EVER hear about cheese
  5. 5.
    Food For Your Soul (Track 4)
    Best lyric: "don't live in the best house, don't have many nice clothes/always stressing and second guessing on how the night goes" waaaaaay too real HH