WE DID IT!! MERCURY IS DIRECT AGAIN!! LET US PURGE OUR TROUBLES FROM THIS LATEST RETROGRADE PERIOD

Now we can book those trips and sign those leases and buy those electronics!!!!!!!!!
  1. We had another "celebrities die in threes" with David Bowie/Alan Rickman/Glenn Frey
  2. Current unclear status regarding the 🆔 hiatus
  3. A Minnesota Vikings loss on an easy field goal
  4. Major communication issues regarding friends from college being in town but not being able to meet up
  5. Soooooo much snow ❄️❄️❄️❄️
  6. My friend got mad at me on my birthday while Mercury was retrograde!!
    Suggested by   @kasey_johnson
  7. Got fourth place at trivia and only the first three get prizes
    Suggested by   @kasey_johnson
  8. Twitter stopped sending me notifications when the members of 🆔 tweet
    Suggested by   @kasey_johnson
  9. I failed to respond to a lot of texts
    This is for sure mercury's fault
    Suggested by   @kasey_johnson