WE DID IT!! MERCURY IS DIRECT AGAIN!! LET US PURGE OUR TROUBLES FROM THIS LATEST RETROGRADE PERIOD
Now we can book those trips and sign those leases and buy those electronics!!!!!!!!!
- •We had another "celebrities die in threes" with David Bowie/Alan Rickman/Glenn Frey
- •Current unclear status regarding the 🆔 hiatus
- •A Minnesota Vikings loss on an easy field goal
- •Major communication issues regarding friends from college being in town but not being able to meet up
- •Soooooo much snow ❄️❄️❄️❄️
- •My friend got mad at me on my birthday while Mercury was retrograde!!
- •Got fourth place at trivia and only the first three get prizes
- •Twitter stopped sending me notifications when the members of 🆔 tweet
- •I failed to respond to a lot of textsThis is for sure mercury's fault