THINGS I WOULDN'T KISS

  1. The inside (or outside) of a used diaper
  2. Courtney Love
  3. That red bin that they throw used needles into at the doctors office
  4. A mop
  5. Anything that has fermented or may ferment soon
  6. Joan Van Ark
  7. Skin tags
  8. A grill at any Waffle House location (on or off)
  9. Anyone who's ever had the nickname "The Stink" or "Dead Skin Dan"
  10. Anything in Athens, Greece
  11. Anything that's been in a wet trench for over 24 hours
  12. A scab
  13. Anyone with at least two direct generations of inbreeding
  14. Freshly hatched spider eggs or an insect sac of any sort